true to prediction, tracey writes,

“When seen in the public eye, Lucinda wears an authentic pair of cowhide

boots formerly owned by Buffalo Bill, but she’s had them resoled and

fitted with special insoles.

When she’s gardening, she’s barefoot.

When she’s cooking sweet potatoes, she’s wearing dimestore flip-flops

and you can see her toe rings.

When she’s walking outside, she wears an old pair of hiking boots

bought in Sears about 13 years ago.

That’s all I am willing to divulge currently. Restraining orders

prevent me from getting close to her shoe closet.”