Leo di caprio just spoke he really is psyched about tomorrow lovely danika the writer and director just donated her lamb chop to me because she knows how starving I am marty scorcese speaking nowlove his glasseshe’s pretty major * UPDATE: Quentino tarantino and clive owenHOT

BULGARI IS THE GIVEAWAY cate blanchett just ate the head off her choclate oscar. Actually chomped it off. jon from albuquerque is sitting next to me he’s a producer. yonni who is sitting on the other side of me also a producer and is allergic to leather which limits his shoe choices jon is allergic […]

THEY GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE OSCARS AT THE MIRAMAX PARTY just gave one to cate b harvey is speaking now. he is hilarious. much nicer off the sugar.

WEINSTEINS SPEAKING bob no events or person will ever break up the bros weinstein

WISH YOU WERE HERE cate blanchett seal heidi klum harvey w I am in standing room will let u know more soon

HELENA CHRISTENSEN IS MY NEW FRIEND [Posting live from the pre-Oscar Miramax party, dictating to my honey, and scooping Defamer…] I got lost outside the blue whale. Helena Christensen showed me the way in. Patricia Clarkson was behind me. I walked in, there’s a lot of people here honey and I’m way overdressed. The only […]

FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAN IN THE ACE BANDAGE that was here yesterday morning. i arrived to see a man wrapped head to toe in an ace bandage holding what else, a vitamin drink. he also had a blue poncho on. hm. apparently he was having a sea weed wrap. he looked sort […]

2 THINGS i was just given a business card that says “i am legendary. you are not.” and also. i am finding out that my book translates to men with no problem. doing a focus group right now.