OH MY PEOPLE i have missed you so much! i just got back from LA and it was too too too much fun. got to catch up w/ all manner of fun people and even got to see an LA landmark which is this car that has been decorated in computer keyboard keys from the […]

I DON’T LIKE THAT BANNER AD ACROSS THE TOP OF MY BLOG ANY MORE THAN YOU DO in fact i am going to write in about it right about now. then i am flying to LA. i am going to walk in LA just like the song and maybe even take the metro for fun. […]

WHAT IS FUNNY is the way ally sheedy juts her chin and calls matthew broderick an ass for not being able to swim in the movie with very big computers (so big that there is a woman who just walks around one of them and takes notes on what it is doing–i wonder when they […]

THE HAIR is very very blonde, very short and back to it’s fabulous rayya bob-ishness. a little longer in front and shorter and sassier in the back. just how i am.

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BECAUSE I LOVE NEW JERSEY i am going down the jersey shore today to get my hair done by the fabulous rayya. stay tuned for full descrip of latest hair incarnation.

MISS MEGHAN’S MENSTRUAL HUT i want to be like the women of that tribe in africa who have a menstrual hut thay can go hide out in. except my hut will be decked out in 600 thread count cotton sheets, have a massuese and acupuncturist on hand, an extremely large tub with jet sprays and […]

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF krazy glue is not a girls best friend. this i found out whence i tried to repair my fave black calvin klein stilettos on the way uptown this afternoon. at first, at first, the krazy glue seemed to hold, then came undone twice. both times before the subway, giving passengers something […]