
OVERTHROWING THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM while doing some old-fashioned procrastination — cleaning the apartment in my nightgown — i savvily circumvented swifter’s market share on refills by gouging a hole in the top of the cleaning liquid holder thingie and filled it up with murphy’s oil soap. now this is revolutionary on many fronts: 1) swifter […]

AND THEN roger, jason and i ended up at fleurent. i was starving as result of my aerobic exercise and high-energy laughing on the dance floor. jason tried to scandalize me AS USUAL with naughty tales. french fries and an artichoke later, we headed home. ps. my therapist said this morning, french fries should only […]

OHHHHHHH DAHHHHLINK!!! last night at waldos party was perfect. we started out with champers at mine around 9, jason, roger, lora, tracy and me. conversation grew more and more bubbly with more and more bubbly. the merits of the extended remix of madonna’s burning up from 1982 (jelly bean benitez remix) were discssed as well […]