THE SOPRANOS since it is a major treat for me to watch TV i wanted to share with you my interpretation of the sopranos last night: tony beat up AJ when Aj didnt like the cereal Tony bought. then he sent him back to his mother’s (carmela’s) house. carmela had an affair with a guidance […]

I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT VAN HUNT um, hello. his SHOES. were major. very cool white trainers with a little kiltie over the top sort of like a golf shoe gone awry. from vision street wear in LA.

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OUT OF THE SKY wow. van hunt is major, non? thanks roger for turning me on to him and inviting me to joes pub last night to check it out. he’s like a male angie stone. and i gotta say, all that stuff mama gena says about men is true, they love to make us […]

OVERTHROWING THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM while doing some old-fashioned procrastination — cleaning the apartment in my nightgown — i savvily circumvented swifter’s market share on refills by gouging a hole in the top of the cleaning liquid holder thingie and filled it up with murphy’s oil soap. now this is revolutionary on many fronts: 1) swifter […]

NOTE TO SELF moet + gimlet + wild dancing + french fries = v. v. tired

SO WHAT if i promised myself no more procrastination time and i am three links deep into the david beckham-posh spice affair story?

AND THEN roger, jason and i ended up at fleurent. i was starving as result of my aerobic exercise and high-energy laughing on the dance floor. jason tried to scandalize me AS USUAL with naughty tales. french fries and an artichoke later, we headed home. ps. my therapist said this morning, french fries should only […]