WHY DO I ALWAYS GET WEEPY? at the full moon? i’d venture to say it has to do with ovulation. things weeped at today: 1) sandi sassack’s email to me. ten years in one email! 2) olga broumas poems: artemis, innocence, four beginnings ok so really only two things. but two things more than usual. […]

NON-BOYNESS CONFIRMED BY IMPARTIAL OBSERVER ok well she did have some self-interest in complimenting as she was my waitress at the veggie restaurant i go to withincreasing frequency, and so maybe she had a good tip on her mind. but still. she seemed genuine. i told her my fears and she quickly dissuaded them. whew.

EVEN THOUGH jordan says i don’t look like a boy, i am still feeling a little boyish in this new hair. do you think griffin will recognize his mommy? we’ll see. he is coming over tonight for dinner. i mean, i am not actually making dinner for him, i am making dinner for sarah and […]

DUSICA DOES IT RIGHT cocktails at dusicadusica last night, the hottest new shoe store to hit manhattan since sigerson. turns out business is so good, they are currently in talks to move to an even bigger location on prince, further west. tho i can’t tell you yet where, sweeties until the deal is done. dusica […]

I HAVE NO HAIR in a good way. edward scissorhands (otherwise known as edward tricomi) just chopped my hair into an “edgy” cut for spring. don’t worry people. it’s ok. i’m ok. i think.

REQUEST FROM HEIDI IN SALMON it is true. i did not do my usual dilgent reporting on ms. heidi e. ewing’s party last saturday night. i can’t believe my mind was so erased by that monday it slipped my mind. because really who could forget dancing in the den to “i ran so far away” […]

UBER SEXY on a very different note, the opti-grab crew were extremely sexy and fun at the mercury lounge on saturday night. hilarious lyrics, tracy murphy gettin’ racy, and even tho the music was flowing from an imac, the sounds were tres awesome. ps. waldo says uber is not a good superlative. somehow it sounds […]

DID I TELL YOU how smart griffin is? he went poopy and pee on his weewee pad TWICE yesterday!