PLEASE SIT DOWN you will need to sit down for what i am about to tell you. walking toward me on fifth avenue was a perfectly lovely lady. cream shearling, well-kept hair. i smiled at her until i looked down. on her feet were a pair of brand new cream UGG’s. on the UGG’s were […]

NEW YEAR, NU SHUZ remember that band from the 80’s. i really loved that song. with the video where all the pairs of shoes walked around the house and such. i wonder if my shoes walk all over the apartment when i’m gone. the vintage green rhinestone studded ones cozying up to my rose jimmy […]

MERRY MERRY BLOGGER here i am in michigan where we had a very lovely white christmas. just enough snow on the ground to give it a little dusting of magic. unfortunately the lovely holiday was slightly overshadowed by the sighting of a not-so-nattily dressed woman (read extremly schlumpy & unkempt) wearing her brand new PINK […]

ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE TO UGGS baby blue cowboy boots.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WEAR UGGS you can wear the very chic, uber-feminine keyte lavender suede boots with lilac shearling attached leg-warmers instead. just as warm. just as wintry. just as comfy-cozy. just as flat to the ground. but soooooo much more pretty.

I’M AFRAID From Trendcentral.com today: “With Ugg boots becoming as ubiquitous as trucker hats, true stylesetters are turning to alternatives such as duck boots and retro moon boots.” what this means is now i will be tortured bye very LES scenseter and NYU student sporting every god-awful permutation of the once-defunct (for a good reason) […]

SIGERSON SCANDALE we all know the dirty little shoe secret that sigersons, even though their styles are indeed fetching, their production is often not quite up to snuff. it’s more than one pair i have heard of that disintegrates after just a few wears (this is why we only buy sigersons at their sample sale […]

I HAVE A VERY SHARP VOICE this is what i was informed by a very nice nice slovak man who is currently here from the czech republic helping on the second avenue subway. apparently we americans have trouble building tunnels properly so he was here to help. and also to party at the holiday fete […]