APOLOGIES TO ONE AND ALL if i haven’t written you back it’s because hostway, my trusty hosting company has not yet developed anti-spam software and i am getting like a trillion spam emails a day and accidentally deleting real emails which has developed in me a new neuroses: fear of email. not that i am […]

DANCING QUEEN that’d be russell suggs, head of creative services at deutsche bank, who hosted a wonderful benefit for martha graham dance last evening. surrounded by the warm suede logs of cielo, we were treated to an exquisite solo performance by one of the dancers and also rather trashy display of affection by a famous […]

ASS-PANTS II Auntie M wrote in with a very good question, “what exactly are ass-pants?”. which I will now attempt to answer. ass-pants are pants that show off your ass in a very flattering way. Perhaps the pants lift your ass just so, offering it the right amount of height. Perhaps the pants are high-waisted, […]

A LOVELY DAY giving thanks for this wonderfully sunny and warm (77 degrees!) birthday day i’ve been granted! yea!

ASS-PANTS so it’s true, i have decided to show off one of my best ASSets, my ass. snapping up a pair of habituels and yves st laurent jeans at jeffrey with the wonderful help of eric and martin, who alternately showered me with compliments, i couldn’t help but feel the power of the ass-pants, (as […]

QUELLE HOERREUR! and did you see this interesting item in instyle. celebrities PAINTED UGG boots for charity. oh wait, excuse me, i just threw up. the only good thing about this is that they go to the michael j. fox charity, who we all know and love. maybe that mere fact will make the UGG’s […]

UGH UGH UGH the one bad thing about last night’s party was the pair of brand spanking new camel UGG boots on a woman who was otherwise dressed as frida kahlo. mais non!!!

CIRCA 79 hit the circa 79 party last night at that huge penthouse in times square. mark and sascha did a great job–many rooms with many activities: painting, dancing and lounging. an amazing view from the roofdeck looking down into times square and best of all that gorgeous breeze caressing us all in it’s indian […]