HELENA CHRISTENSEN IS MY NEW FRIEND [Posting live from the pre-Oscar Miramax party, dictating to my honey, and scooping Defamer…] I got lost outside the blue whale. Helena Christensen showed me the way in. Patricia Clarkson was behind me. I walked in, there’s a lot of people here honey and I’m way overdressed. The only […]

FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAN IN THE ACE BANDAGE that was here yesterday morning. i arrived to see a man wrapped head to toe in an ace bandage holding what else, a vitamin drink. he also had a blue poncho on. hm. apparently he was having a sea weed wrap. he looked sort […]

2 THINGS i was just given a business card that says “i am legendary. you are not.” and also. i am finding out that my book translates to men with no problem. doing a focus group right now.

JUST MET danny teeson from queer eye for the straight GIRL. he is right when he says this party is going to be happenin’ in about one hour. i see lots of serious dancing going on very very soon. david gallan just sat down next to me too. his fabulous bags are quite fierce i […]

OH YES i am here at the IN magazine party which seems alittle more hopping than last nights already and its only like 6 . i think. i am so jet lagged i have no clue whats going on. no i d o. because i drank a vitamin drink. and i do know that celine […]

APPARENTLY I MISSED THE DEFAMER but he is a man named mark. jessica at stila just hooked me up with a beautiful look and marilisa–teh creative director at mark anthony just did my hair. she is just as obsessed with books and shoes as i am. eek. had tea with tina from footpetals–she is amazing. […]

RIGHT NOW i am in the movielink lounge, there is amazing music playing and the people are beginning to file in. a full bar is open with lots of interesting juices from carpe diem, like elderberries and gingkos and such. mix one up with ciroc and its like getting drunk on vitamins. is this the […]

ALSO did i mention that i am doing a little preview of my book for the people here tomorrow. if you are in LA, stop by. ill be in the beauty lounge. the girls at stila promised me a fabulous face while i sign my first books in my plum sharpie. you didnt know that […]